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Here is a letter to the editor of the Novato Advance regarding the uselessness of our Novato Police Department.
 
No ‘peace’ in Novato peace officers

My comment and concern is regarding the new breed of peace officer in our city of Novato. On Wednesday morning my friend was detained and interrogated as a suspect in an apparent robbery of Bank of America on Grant Avenue while on his way to work.

Although he did not match the description of the supposed bank robber that was given by a witness, my friend was searched and questioned for 30 to 40 minutes.

While digging through his backpack and requiring the time of several police officers that surrounded him, the true suspect was probably long gone.

If the peace officers of Novato took the time to get to know their community, they would have quickly determined that my friend did not fit the description of the suspect or pose a threat.

What part of this procedure protected or served my friend and his safety in the community? The whole thing has made me feel less safe.

His supposed getaway vehicle, by the way, was a clunker bike with bells on it. Thanks for treating one of Novato's best and well-known citizens like a criminal with no apology. Good job Novato PD!

Maria Kivlin
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Welcome to the new NovatoSucks.com, which promises to be more than it ever was before. For starters, we are going to be bringing the message boards back to give you all a place to talkshit (Hopkin Green, where are you). Also we will begin canvassing the local scumfuck bums and get some photos, videos & interviews and learn how they survive off of eating their own shit. I've heard that they fuck each other under the bridges... dude-on-dude.

We're in the process of designing the t-shirts & stickers as well, which should make alot of you happy since i have been lagging on this shit for like 3 years now and the ceaseless bitching still continues. In addition to the classic categories of bums, videos, message boards and such, there will also be a section for all the dirt on the local police force and a place to report improper conduct/lodge complaints as we launch the novato chapter of copwatch in tandem with novatosucks.com.

We are also starting a new section dedicated to the hopeless romantics living in novato (aka local sex offenders). Hope you enjoy what we got right now and keep checking back frequently as things are rapidly shaping up to make this the best novatosucks.com ever.

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